Andre 3000 x Tip!

Im here!!

Fucking-A im the most unorganized person ever this year I swear.
Ok so this is going to be a shorter then I promise to do a longer one later on this week.

I just found somthing that I had to write about because it hit home to me.



Ecorazzi spied this auction on eBay, which ended yesterday, in which a disgruntled waiter sold Andre 3000’s tip-less receipt for $14.50. The student-waiter worked at a non-vegan restaurant in Atlanta, which he reports went to much trouble to please Mr. 3000 and his wife, both vegans. Bummed out by the lack of gratuity, he hoped to redeem his tip by selling it. His story below:


“A couple months ago, I waited on Andre 3000. Yes, the rapper.




He and his wife came into the restaurant where I wait tables. They landed in my section, and I gave all my other tables away, thinking it would behoove me to give undivided service to such high profile customers (my fellow servers also wanted extra talbes [sic] for extra $). After complaining about some of the food (they are vegan and we are a totally non-vegan restaurant), my manager took a big chunk of money off the bill. The chef had tried to please them with original dishes and took time out of the busy dinner to customize a meal for them. Despite the spot-on service and super-catered food, they felt the need to leave me no money. I had nothing to do with the food, yet he stiffed me.
That being said, I don’t want sympathy. I don’t want pity. All I want is the $9 tip I rightfully deserved. I am a student who depends on income to pay rent and continue my education. Servers get paid about $2/hour, and we need tips. Help a brother out since Andre wouldn’t.
Thanks in advance for your generosity.

For eva, For eva eva,
Matt Moore”





People especially "well to do" people that still dont tip please kill yourselves.
You really must have no idea, I was a waiter for about a year made $2.15 an hour. All I had was your tips that I kissed major ass for.

So tip ya cheap fucks

Sincerely -Dollars to Donuts

Supreme x Dumb Chick

Hi guys yea its been awhile I know.

Supreme



Easily on of my favorite brands just released there Fall/Winter 2008 Collection like 19 minutes ago and yea good luck getting on there online shop there site is now backed up from all of the orders comming in.

Not kidding I woke up around 11:50 got on the site to order one of these:


Clicked "Add To Cart"
LOADING

"Heh chumps, you need to be like me and be there for the release to get somthing"

Goes to my cart

"The item you have chosen is sold out please choose another item and proceed."

....

Wow, that meens someone beat me out of a hat in no less then .03 seconds it took MY slower computer to load the checkout. To that person ENJOY YOU FUCKING DESERVER IT you are more determined than me..

Well theres always next release, goT Tammit.

Well...

As the title suggests there is somthing after Supreme that it "Dumb Chick".
I officially work with the dumbest bitch of them all.
Youd think if youve been in a job longer than 3 months youd know what to do when it comes to basic "and I meen basic" problems.




Thats not her but picture this as you read..

My biggest pet pieve is someone pretending to be somthing they are really not
In her case shes a "free spirit always open to new things, an artists wants to marry Kurt Cobain"
Let me get off track for a sec

Kurt Cobain is only as popular as he is because he died.



Do you get it?!
Please relize this, if he was still here he would still be trying to put out fucking albums like Paul Mccartney. If you honestly can believe he is the greatest thing to come to music you are sadly wrong my friend. He put out some good stuff you get that but he also died at his peak. If Ashton Kutcher killed himself when fucking Punk'd was fresh youd all be saying "he had the funniest show ever". Kurt Cobain is only as popular too you because this all happened somewhat in your era. So your able to relate more to him like fucking Elvis to alot of others.

Ok bad to the dumb bitch.

So this girl plays her shitty music that believe me ive heard, some even a year before her so, hey! And when I leave the room she says im not an artist. Yea a free minded person who judges over dumb shit? This chick sucks at the job too. She constanly mixes tattoo guns and doesnt clean ANYTHING. Shes going to be the reason this place will have a law suit and all they can say is "Hey she had big tits". Only reason they hired her true fucking story.

Well im done ranting this was 50% her and 50% getting beat out of a hat with a re-sale value of 200 bones.

Wow after reading this im never ranting again I apoligize haha.


-Dollars to Donuts

First iPod post

Ok so the only place I can get a signal is in the parking lot at my job so im ignoring the stares im getting and doing this shit.

Quasimoto



Give him a listen hes just one of my favorite artists from Stones Throw Records all about the Doom.


School starts here tommorow and it will be my first year not going so its an interesting feeling never having to go back to that structured environment ever ever EVER again.

Its another week

Meaning...





Yes another battle. Im going to take a different approach to this one since it hits home with me.

Ernest if you dont know is a fictional character of the great James Albert Varney Jr. a comedian in the 80's/90's.

Now ill tell you the honest to god truth this man fucking scared me.
Any trip to the movie place to get some tapes (yes tapes) I would have to walk through the comedy section and see this shit!



Dr. Otto And The Riddle Of The Gloom Beam (1985)



Ernest Goes To Jail (1990)

That is a terrifying fucking man. Nothing scared me more, well maybe Chuckie from the Childs Play movies but thats it!


(Picture of Chuckie here)


I cant even post a picture of Chuckie it would meen that I would have to look him up and im not doing that especially at night, the ones closest too me already know this and now you do too.

If you want to see that doll google it.




I cant even do a Battle. Ernest is a legend and wins hands down.
Its hard for me to say this because DtD is my baby and anything that can beat it has to put up a pretty big fight.

Anyone that can save Christmas, go to camp, go to jail, be scared stupid, goe to school, slam dunk, go to Africa, and be in the fucking Army all within a 10 year span destroyes everything!

Sadly...

Jim Varney passed away.

I know not everyone out there was really crazy about Jim Varney but if some of you could take a moment of silence after reading this I would really appreciate it. Also give at least one of his films a shot it will be worth it. Special thanks to wikipedia for some of this info

And my iPod.

-Dollars to Donuts

WOW x Long Time No See

I apoligize for the lack of content this week. It was my birthday August 21st so I was busy pretty much all this week and on my spare time I was too tired to write anything. But I will make it up to you this week for sure.

Welcome my new toy!



It will be the new addition to my daily bundle of pocket stuffers. Its a 16g so ill be able to add just about my entire library to it haha. You see my old ipod died (supposedly). It was only a POS 2g so max 400 songs could fit on the bitch also it was a nano meaning no pictures,movies,wifi etc. Thats right I said Wifi so ill be able to update DtD on the road! Ill be taking advantage of that this week hopefully tommorow.


In other news this week...

Im trusting you can keep a secret so im going to broadcast the truth about the "fire alarm" insident at the Giant Eagle I work at part time. It was me...

But theres a reason!

The last dude working didnt tell me he left the oven on convection so it was cooking nothing for a good 3 hours. I realize this and open the door, all of a sudden a rush of thick ass smoke comes out setting the alarm off. I come out of the kitchen like I dont know what the fuck is happening of course. This alarm wasnt fucking around it was loud and when I say loud I meen LOUD. They had to evacuate....the..store. 3 fucking firetrucks came (still think thats a little ridiculous) loaded with firemen decked out in firefighter shit. Long story short they blamed the whole incident on lightning. Yes lightning..




I realize I got lucky but im starting to think theres a higher power not allowing me to get fired at this place. Ill keep you posted on whats going to happen when they reveiw the tapes and see that it was no fucking lightning haha.



Last but not least...

Supreme is finaly showing some interesting items out of the upcoming Fall/Winter 2008 collection.



Continuing to collaborate with somewhat unexpected partners, Supreme got together with Everlast to produce boxing gloves as well as boxing glove keychains. Furthermore we can already show you one of the new backpacks that will be part of the new collection. Strong red colorway, box logo tag and nice leather details with another Supreme box logo embossed. Pics via Superfuture.
Once again it looks like Supreme will not let us down. Hopefully we can soon show you the entire collection.

I wish I could tell you more about my week but I just downloaded Season 6 of Family Guy to my new toy and im going to have to leave you guys with that.

Oh and this..



Go ninja Go ninja GO!
common you where thinking it...


-Dollars to Donuts

Bigfoot x Kind of blown

As the title suggests im kind of blown so bear with me.
This morning I woke up to some news apparently two Bigfoot hunters claim they have the body of one and plan to release a photo and what they claim is DNA evidence at a news conference in Palo Alto on Friday. The Bigfoot is claimed to have been found in the woods of northern Georgia by Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer, and the claim is being supported by a Bay Area Bigfoot researcher Tom Biscardi, a multiple local Democratic candidate.




Thats supposed to be it...
Really?
Fucking Harry from "Harry and the Hendersons" looked more real.



Ok I just felt a shake in the earth and thought it was fucking Bigfoot meaning im tripping balls more than I thought.

Back to the Bigfoot.

So as most of you that read the story thought it was proven false. One of the two samples of DNA said to prove the existence of the Bigfoot came from a human and the other was 96 percent from an opossum, according to Curt Nelson, a scientist at the University of Minnesota who performed the DNA analysis.

What floors me is not that there couldve been a real fucking Bigfoot its that there are still people in this world thinking there is still a Bigfoot walking the fuck around.

As the day went on..

I saw a picture of an old comic drawing of the Green Lantern and to my amazement the guy was white. Now maybe its because it was the early 60's and every superhero at the time was white with an exceptional amazon women who almost always with the African descent but today we know Green Lantern as a black man. So I did my research and apparently the Green Lantern isnt just one guy with a ring, theres a whole flock of them running around but only one (The white guy) who is apparently the REAL Lantern has the real ring.




Alan Scott- Golden Age Green Lantern

John Stewart- The Green Lantern we all know and love today

Why John Stewart as the one still around in the cartoons and comics today? No idea maybe because its the 20th century and there should be more ethnic superheroes or maybe not, but if there going by the "timeline" the Lantern we should be seeing is Kyle Rayner however keep it the way it is he still destroys bitches black or white. (but preferably black)

All in a nutshell...
Two different dudes two different rings. The shit you learn everyday huh kids!


-Dollars to Donuts

Kanye West is our favorite

Here at Dollars to Donuts we love Kanye, to me personally there is so much going for this guy. The art the fashion hes what I somewhat hope to be when I "grow up". Hes always finding new ways to showcase a music video from full illustrations to lavish graffic art he doesnt disappoint.

This is his newest video for Champion Directed by NEON.

Speaking of Kanye West...

DJ GREG STREET x LUPE FIASCO x WALE x KARDINAL OFFISHAL - DOPE BOYS (REMIX)

Listen here.

-Dollars to Donuts

Brain Fart

Ill have a better post tommorow.

-Dollars to Donuts