Andre 3000 x Tip!

Im here!!

Fucking-A im the most unorganized person ever this year I swear.
Ok so this is going to be a shorter then I promise to do a longer one later on this week.

I just found somthing that I had to write about because it hit home to me.



Ecorazzi spied this auction on eBay, which ended yesterday, in which a disgruntled waiter sold Andre 3000’s tip-less receipt for $14.50. The student-waiter worked at a non-vegan restaurant in Atlanta, which he reports went to much trouble to please Mr. 3000 and his wife, both vegans. Bummed out by the lack of gratuity, he hoped to redeem his tip by selling it. His story below:


“A couple months ago, I waited on Andre 3000. Yes, the rapper.




He and his wife came into the restaurant where I wait tables. They landed in my section, and I gave all my other tables away, thinking it would behoove me to give undivided service to such high profile customers (my fellow servers also wanted extra talbes [sic] for extra $). After complaining about some of the food (they are vegan and we are a totally non-vegan restaurant), my manager took a big chunk of money off the bill. The chef had tried to please them with original dishes and took time out of the busy dinner to customize a meal for them. Despite the spot-on service and super-catered food, they felt the need to leave me no money. I had nothing to do with the food, yet he stiffed me.
That being said, I don’t want sympathy. I don’t want pity. All I want is the $9 tip I rightfully deserved. I am a student who depends on income to pay rent and continue my education. Servers get paid about $2/hour, and we need tips. Help a brother out since Andre wouldn’t.
Thanks in advance for your generosity.

For eva, For eva eva,
Matt Moore”





People especially "well to do" people that still dont tip please kill yourselves.
You really must have no idea, I was a waiter for about a year made $2.15 an hour. All I had was your tips that I kissed major ass for.

So tip ya cheap fucks

Sincerely -Dollars to Donuts

Supreme x Dumb Chick

Hi guys yea its been awhile I know.

Supreme



Easily on of my favorite brands just released there Fall/Winter 2008 Collection like 19 minutes ago and yea good luck getting on there online shop there site is now backed up from all of the orders comming in.

Not kidding I woke up around 11:50 got on the site to order one of these:


Clicked "Add To Cart"
LOADING

"Heh chumps, you need to be like me and be there for the release to get somthing"

Goes to my cart

"The item you have chosen is sold out please choose another item and proceed."

....

Wow, that meens someone beat me out of a hat in no less then .03 seconds it took MY slower computer to load the checkout. To that person ENJOY YOU FUCKING DESERVER IT you are more determined than me..

Well theres always next release, goT Tammit.

Well...

As the title suggests there is somthing after Supreme that it "Dumb Chick".
I officially work with the dumbest bitch of them all.
Youd think if youve been in a job longer than 3 months youd know what to do when it comes to basic "and I meen basic" problems.




Thats not her but picture this as you read..

My biggest pet pieve is someone pretending to be somthing they are really not
In her case shes a "free spirit always open to new things, an artists wants to marry Kurt Cobain"
Let me get off track for a sec

Kurt Cobain is only as popular as he is because he died.



Do you get it?!
Please relize this, if he was still here he would still be trying to put out fucking albums like Paul Mccartney. If you honestly can believe he is the greatest thing to come to music you are sadly wrong my friend. He put out some good stuff you get that but he also died at his peak. If Ashton Kutcher killed himself when fucking Punk'd was fresh youd all be saying "he had the funniest show ever". Kurt Cobain is only as popular too you because this all happened somewhat in your era. So your able to relate more to him like fucking Elvis to alot of others.

Ok bad to the dumb bitch.

So this girl plays her shitty music that believe me ive heard, some even a year before her so, hey! And when I leave the room she says im not an artist. Yea a free minded person who judges over dumb shit? This chick sucks at the job too. She constanly mixes tattoo guns and doesnt clean ANYTHING. Shes going to be the reason this place will have a law suit and all they can say is "Hey she had big tits". Only reason they hired her true fucking story.

Well im done ranting this was 50% her and 50% getting beat out of a hat with a re-sale value of 200 bones.

Wow after reading this im never ranting again I apoligize haha.


-Dollars to Donuts

First iPod post

Ok so the only place I can get a signal is in the parking lot at my job so im ignoring the stares im getting and doing this shit.

Quasimoto



Give him a listen hes just one of my favorite artists from Stones Throw Records all about the Doom.


School starts here tommorow and it will be my first year not going so its an interesting feeling never having to go back to that structured environment ever ever EVER again.

Its another week

Meaning...





Yes another battle. Im going to take a different approach to this one since it hits home with me.

Ernest if you dont know is a fictional character of the great James Albert Varney Jr. a comedian in the 80's/90's.

Now ill tell you the honest to god truth this man fucking scared me.
Any trip to the movie place to get some tapes (yes tapes) I would have to walk through the comedy section and see this shit!



Dr. Otto And The Riddle Of The Gloom Beam (1985)



Ernest Goes To Jail (1990)

That is a terrifying fucking man. Nothing scared me more, well maybe Chuckie from the Childs Play movies but thats it!


(Picture of Chuckie here)


I cant even post a picture of Chuckie it would meen that I would have to look him up and im not doing that especially at night, the ones closest too me already know this and now you do too.

If you want to see that doll google it.




I cant even do a Battle. Ernest is a legend and wins hands down.
Its hard for me to say this because DtD is my baby and anything that can beat it has to put up a pretty big fight.

Anyone that can save Christmas, go to camp, go to jail, be scared stupid, goe to school, slam dunk, go to Africa, and be in the fucking Army all within a 10 year span destroyes everything!

Sadly...

Jim Varney passed away.

I know not everyone out there was really crazy about Jim Varney but if some of you could take a moment of silence after reading this I would really appreciate it. Also give at least one of his films a shot it will be worth it. Special thanks to wikipedia for some of this info

And my iPod.

-Dollars to Donuts

WOW x Long Time No See

I apoligize for the lack of content this week. It was my birthday August 21st so I was busy pretty much all this week and on my spare time I was too tired to write anything. But I will make it up to you this week for sure.

Welcome my new toy!



It will be the new addition to my daily bundle of pocket stuffers. Its a 16g so ill be able to add just about my entire library to it haha. You see my old ipod died (supposedly). It was only a POS 2g so max 400 songs could fit on the bitch also it was a nano meaning no pictures,movies,wifi etc. Thats right I said Wifi so ill be able to update DtD on the road! Ill be taking advantage of that this week hopefully tommorow.


In other news this week...

Im trusting you can keep a secret so im going to broadcast the truth about the "fire alarm" insident at the Giant Eagle I work at part time. It was me...

But theres a reason!

The last dude working didnt tell me he left the oven on convection so it was cooking nothing for a good 3 hours. I realize this and open the door, all of a sudden a rush of thick ass smoke comes out setting the alarm off. I come out of the kitchen like I dont know what the fuck is happening of course. This alarm wasnt fucking around it was loud and when I say loud I meen LOUD. They had to evacuate....the..store. 3 fucking firetrucks came (still think thats a little ridiculous) loaded with firemen decked out in firefighter shit. Long story short they blamed the whole incident on lightning. Yes lightning..




I realize I got lucky but im starting to think theres a higher power not allowing me to get fired at this place. Ill keep you posted on whats going to happen when they reveiw the tapes and see that it was no fucking lightning haha.



Last but not least...

Supreme is finaly showing some interesting items out of the upcoming Fall/Winter 2008 collection.



Continuing to collaborate with somewhat unexpected partners, Supreme got together with Everlast to produce boxing gloves as well as boxing glove keychains. Furthermore we can already show you one of the new backpacks that will be part of the new collection. Strong red colorway, box logo tag and nice leather details with another Supreme box logo embossed. Pics via Superfuture.
Once again it looks like Supreme will not let us down. Hopefully we can soon show you the entire collection.

I wish I could tell you more about my week but I just downloaded Season 6 of Family Guy to my new toy and im going to have to leave you guys with that.

Oh and this..



Go ninja Go ninja GO!
common you where thinking it...


-Dollars to Donuts

Bigfoot x Kind of blown

As the title suggests im kind of blown so bear with me.
This morning I woke up to some news apparently two Bigfoot hunters claim they have the body of one and plan to release a photo and what they claim is DNA evidence at a news conference in Palo Alto on Friday. The Bigfoot is claimed to have been found in the woods of northern Georgia by Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer, and the claim is being supported by a Bay Area Bigfoot researcher Tom Biscardi, a multiple local Democratic candidate.




Thats supposed to be it...
Really?
Fucking Harry from "Harry and the Hendersons" looked more real.



Ok I just felt a shake in the earth and thought it was fucking Bigfoot meaning im tripping balls more than I thought.

Back to the Bigfoot.

So as most of you that read the story thought it was proven false. One of the two samples of DNA said to prove the existence of the Bigfoot came from a human and the other was 96 percent from an opossum, according to Curt Nelson, a scientist at the University of Minnesota who performed the DNA analysis.

What floors me is not that there couldve been a real fucking Bigfoot its that there are still people in this world thinking there is still a Bigfoot walking the fuck around.

As the day went on..

I saw a picture of an old comic drawing of the Green Lantern and to my amazement the guy was white. Now maybe its because it was the early 60's and every superhero at the time was white with an exceptional amazon women who almost always with the African descent but today we know Green Lantern as a black man. So I did my research and apparently the Green Lantern isnt just one guy with a ring, theres a whole flock of them running around but only one (The white guy) who is apparently the REAL Lantern has the real ring.




Alan Scott- Golden Age Green Lantern

John Stewart- The Green Lantern we all know and love today

Why John Stewart as the one still around in the cartoons and comics today? No idea maybe because its the 20th century and there should be more ethnic superheroes or maybe not, but if there going by the "timeline" the Lantern we should be seeing is Kyle Rayner however keep it the way it is he still destroys bitches black or white. (but preferably black)

All in a nutshell...
Two different dudes two different rings. The shit you learn everyday huh kids!


-Dollars to Donuts

Kanye West is our favorite

Here at Dollars to Donuts we love Kanye, to me personally there is so much going for this guy. The art the fashion hes what I somewhat hope to be when I "grow up". Hes always finding new ways to showcase a music video from full illustrations to lavish graffic art he doesnt disappoint.

This is his newest video for Champion Directed by NEON.

Speaking of Kanye West...

DJ GREG STREET x LUPE FIASCO x WALE x KARDINAL OFFISHAL - DOPE BOYS (REMIX)

Listen here.

-Dollars to Donuts

Brain Fart

Ill have a better post tommorow.

-Dollars to Donuts

Mr. Freeze vs. Dollars to Donuts

Now im going to be doing this quite frequently, lets say once a week its going to be kind of like the traditional argument between friends. You know the whole "who would win Superman or Batman" thing and as we all know Superman would win my comparisons will be different. So lets kick the first one off shall we?

Presenting....





Now in order to do this you have to start seeing Dollars to Donuts as a force. Whether human or not it has to physically battle the opponent.

Now allitle back story...
Mr. Freeze, real name Dr. Victor Fries (pronounced as Victor "Frees" or "Freeze"), is a DC Comics supervillain, an enemy of Batman. Freeze is a scientist who must wear a cryogenic suit in order to survive, and bases his crimes around a "cold" or "ice" theme, complete with a "cold gun" that freezes its targets solid. In the most common variation of his origin story, he is a former cryogenics expert who suffered an industrial accident while attempting to treat his terminally ill wife, Nora.

I will be using the Arnold Schwarzenegger version in this battle.

Dollars to Donuts (pronounced as its read), TODAY and today only will be a Donut with a Dollar as a cape? Ok so I didnt think of this as well as I thought I did but still follow.




Powers
Decelerated Aging: Some interpretations also suggest that because he has been soaked in the serum he intended to use for cryo-preservation, his age progression has slowed drastically.
Has California on lock

Abilities
Genius-Level Intellect
Cryogenics Expert

Weaknesses
Temperature Maintenance: he relies on his cryo-suit to regulate his temperature at a frozen level.




Powers
Crazy Delicious
Warm

Abilities
Seduces you with its sprinkles then cuts the fuck out of you.
Can fly

Weaknesses
Can be eaten
or frozen....god dammit






Im going to have to give it to us ALTHOUGH Freeze did give a good fight his power supply is crystals? First off fuck that. Second when Schwarz- I mean Freeze went to go eat the tasty treat he was cut. Frozen or not you get cut by the Donut you die hands down. Before he could get his "crystals" to save his life we FLEW (Best power ever hands down.) and nabbed them. Sadly relizing he took out a big chunk of our moist cake flesh we go to the nearest bakery for care.

NOW...

If that was the craziest thing you think youve ever read you have seen nothing yet.
Until tommorow.

HEY KIDS!!
Try Saying "Toy Boat" 5 times fast!



-Dollars to Donuts

The Good ol' Days

Im just going to say from now on Monday will be my blog rest day.

So I turn on the tube tonight and I see someone who has truly been there since ive been little we all have that one person who we admired on television. That one person that brings you back to your younger days when you where most happy.

My one person would have to be

Marc Summers



Look at how happy he is and thats just because hes getting his picture taken oh no, this man is happy all the fucking time. Weather he is drenching his game show contestants in slime or showing me how Dunkaroos are made hes always been there throught the circulation of my life and I didnt even relize it until tonight.

Think about it if you where a 90's baby born in 89 to 91 im going to say take a look at this picture and tell me its not the greatest thing ever.



Ducktales?? HELLO whatever year you where born you have our special moments that when you look back at them you get that happy-warm. The feeling where youd give anything to go back to that time and start your life again. HOWEVER without knowing it you are now making new memories you will be looking back at. So take advantage of how things are going because eventually you will want to go back.

Id like to take the time to thank all of those who give me the happy-warm when I look back at the Good ol' Days. Feel free to GOOGLE any of these names so you can also love them as much as I do haha.

Thank you

Kirk Fogg,Marc Summers,Gumby,Kablam hosts,Michael Bower,Melissa Joan Hart,Moira Quirk,Mike O'Malley,Michael C. Maronna,Danny Tamberelli,Larisa Oleynik,Kenan Thompson,Kel Mitchell, and last but not least Phil Moore.

Almost forgot...

Go check out Maxx's blog updated regularly one of my favorite artists.

MAXX

-Dollars to Donuts

Nike SB P-rod vs. Jordan

So far my favorite Nike SB to come out this year the Nike P-Rod High SB.




Featuring a simplistic white and red colorway, highlights include elephant print inlays, quilted inner lining and contrast stitching on the Swoosh. For some reason, probably due to some really boring business stuff, the UK seems to be one of the first places to get the full range of the monthly SB releases. That being said us Sneaker Heads in the U.S. have to keep our jaws open until they are released here somtimes weeks after the launch.




Alot of people are commenting on the blogs/message boards asking for a P-Rod low of the same colorway but personally this P-Rod is in a league of its own making different versions of this shoe would take away wats special about this one. Hopefully Nike SB will continue to put out fire but as most of us know theyve fallen off lately.


Images via. SneakerFreaker/Hypebeast


By the way...

If you enjoy Dj's such as Girltalk and Flosstradamus you should check out The Hood Internet whether its BIRDMAN vs PRIMAL SCREAM or PUBLIC ENEMY vs HEALTH these guys come up with new mixes every week to feed the new music munchies. Go check them out


you wont regret it.

http://thehoodinternet.com/


-Dollars to Donuts

Bernie Mac dies at 50

Comedian Bernie Mac died at Northwestern Memorial hospital early Saturday morning, according to his publicist, Danica Smith. He was 50.
"Actor/ comedian Bernie Mac passed away this morning from complications due to pneumonia in a Chicago area hospital," Smith said in a statement. "No other details are available at this time. We ask that his family's privacy continues to be respected."




"Whatever success I've had, I always like to top it."- Bernie Mac
R.I.P


On a brighter note...




The final version of the Nike Sportswear website launched only this morning. You can read product stories, read up on the latest Nike Sportswear news and events, watch videos and most interesting they launched the Kicks Creator.
With the Kicks Creator you can mix unique patterns, graphics and color combos. Then you can save your creations, email them to your friends and post them up to the Nike gallery.

http://www.nikesportswear.com/

Make sure to check it out!

-Dollars to Donuts

The Nike Hyper Dunk: Back to the Future

Kobe made his signature Nike shoe popular by jumping over the Aston Martin in that one commercial. Its was just announced that the shoe will be the shoe worn by the United States basketball team in this years Olympics.

More here: http://www.basketballinchina.com/olympic-hyperdunk-shoes-for-every-country/


If im not mistaken the shoe is based on the Mcfly's, the shoe worn by Marty McFly (Michael J. Fox) in Back to the Future.


OH AND...



5TH opens today and through the weekend, so stop by if you’re in the L.A. area to get your hands on some exclusive 5TH tees, as well as the 5TH Remixes, and also browse the fifth anniversary gallery.-bobbyhundreds




-Dollars to Donuts