This morning I woke up to some news apparently two Bigfoot hunters claim they have the body of one and plan to release a photo and what they claim is DNA evidence at a news conference in Palo Alto on Friday. The Bigfoot is claimed to have been found in the woods of northern Georgia by Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer, and the claim is being supported by a Bay Area Bigfoot researcher Tom Biscardi, a multiple local Democratic candidate.
Thats supposed to be it...
Really?
Fucking Harry from "Harry and the Hendersons" looked more real.
Ok I just felt a shake in the earth and thought it was fucking Bigfoot meaning im tripping balls more than I thought.
Back to the Bigfoot.
So as most of you that read the story thought it was proven false. One of the two samples of DNA said to prove the existence of the Bigfoot came from a human and the other was 96 percent from an opossum, according to Curt Nelson, a scientist at the University of Minnesota who performed the DNA analysis.
What floors me is not that there couldve been a real fucking Bigfoot its that there are still people in this world thinking there is still a Bigfoot walking the fuck around.
As the day went on..
I saw a picture of an old comic drawing of the Green Lantern and to my amazement the guy was white. Now maybe its because it was the early 60's and every superhero at the time was white with an exceptional amazon women who almost always with the African descent but today we know Green Lantern as a black man. So I did my research and apparently the Green Lantern isnt just one guy with a ring, theres a whole flock of them running around but only one (The white guy) who is apparently the REAL Lantern has the real ring.
Alan Scott- Golden Age Green Lantern
John Stewart- The Green Lantern we all know and love today
Why John Stewart as the one still around in the cartoons and comics today? No idea maybe because its the 20th century and there should be more ethnic superheroes or maybe not, but if there going by the "timeline" the Lantern we should be seeing is Kyle Rayner however keep it the way it is he still destroys bitches black or white. (but preferably black)
All in a nutshell...
Two different dudes two different rings. The shit you learn everyday huh kids!
-Dollars to Donuts
