Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Mr. Freeze vs. Dollars to Donuts

Now im going to be doing this quite frequently, lets say once a week its going to be kind of like the traditional argument between friends. You know the whole "who would win Superman or Batman" thing and as we all know Superman would win my comparisons will be different. So lets kick the first one off shall we?

Presenting....


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Now in order to do this you have to start seeing Dollars to Donuts as a force. Whether human or not it has to physically battle the opponent.

Now allitle back story...
Mr. Freeze, real name Dr. Victor Fries (pronounced as Victor "Frees" or "Freeze"), is a DC Comics supervillain, an enemy of Batman. Freeze is a scientist who must wear a cryogenic suit in order to survive, and bases his crimes around a "cold" or "ice" theme, complete with a "cold gun" that freezes its targets solid. In the most common variation of his origin story, he is a former cryogenics expert who suffered an industrial accident while attempting to treat his terminally ill wife, Nora.

I will be using the Arnold Schwarzenegger version in this battle.

Dollars to Donuts (pronounced as its read), TODAY and today only will be a Donut with a Dollar as a cape? Ok so I didnt think of this as well as I thought I did but still follow.


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Powers
Decelerated Aging: Some interpretations also suggest that because he has been soaked in the serum he intended to use for cryo-preservation, his age progression has slowed drastically.
Has California on lock

Abilities
Genius-Level Intellect
Cryogenics Expert

Weaknesses
Temperature Maintenance: he relies on his cryo-suit to regulate his temperature at a frozen level.



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Powers
Crazy Delicious
Warm

Abilities
Seduces you with its sprinkles then cuts the fuck out of you.
Can fly

Weaknesses
Can be eaten
or frozen....god dammit



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Im going to have to give it to us ALTHOUGH Freeze did give a good fight his power supply is crystals? First off fuck that. Second when Schwarz- I mean Freeze went to go eat the tasty treat he was cut. Frozen or not you get cut by the Donut you die hands down. Before he could get his "crystals" to save his life we FLEW (Best power ever hands down.) and nabbed them. Sadly relizing he took out a big chunk of our moist cake flesh we go to the nearest bakery for care.

NOW...

If that was the craziest thing you think youve ever read you have seen nothing yet.
Until tommorow.

HEY KIDS!!
Try Saying "Toy Boat" 5 times fast!



-Dollars to Donuts