Andre 3000 x Tip!

Im here!!

Fucking-A im the most unorganized person ever this year I swear.
Ok so this is going to be a shorter then I promise to do a longer one later on this week.

I just found somthing that I had to write about because it hit home to me.



Ecorazzi spied this auction on eBay, which ended yesterday, in which a disgruntled waiter sold Andre 3000’s tip-less receipt for $14.50. The student-waiter worked at a non-vegan restaurant in Atlanta, which he reports went to much trouble to please Mr. 3000 and his wife, both vegans. Bummed out by the lack of gratuity, he hoped to redeem his tip by selling it. His story below:


“A couple months ago, I waited on Andre 3000. Yes, the rapper.




He and his wife came into the restaurant where I wait tables. They landed in my section, and I gave all my other tables away, thinking it would behoove me to give undivided service to such high profile customers (my fellow servers also wanted extra talbes [sic] for extra $). After complaining about some of the food (they are vegan and we are a totally non-vegan restaurant), my manager took a big chunk of money off the bill. The chef had tried to please them with original dishes and took time out of the busy dinner to customize a meal for them. Despite the spot-on service and super-catered food, they felt the need to leave me no money. I had nothing to do with the food, yet he stiffed me.
That being said, I don’t want sympathy. I don’t want pity. All I want is the $9 tip I rightfully deserved. I am a student who depends on income to pay rent and continue my education. Servers get paid about $2/hour, and we need tips. Help a brother out since Andre wouldn’t.
Thanks in advance for your generosity.

For eva, For eva eva,
Matt Moore”





People especially "well to do" people that still dont tip please kill yourselves.
You really must have no idea, I was a waiter for about a year made $2.15 an hour. All I had was your tips that I kissed major ass for.

So tip ya cheap fucks

Sincerely -Dollars to Donuts

Supreme x Dumb Chick

Hi guys yea its been awhile I know.

Supreme



Easily on of my favorite brands just released there Fall/Winter 2008 Collection like 19 minutes ago and yea good luck getting on there online shop there site is now backed up from all of the orders comming in.

Not kidding I woke up around 11:50 got on the site to order one of these:


Clicked "Add To Cart"
LOADING

"Heh chumps, you need to be like me and be there for the release to get somthing"

Goes to my cart

"The item you have chosen is sold out please choose another item and proceed."

....

Wow, that meens someone beat me out of a hat in no less then .03 seconds it took MY slower computer to load the checkout. To that person ENJOY YOU FUCKING DESERVER IT you are more determined than me..

Well theres always next release, goT Tammit.

Well...

As the title suggests there is somthing after Supreme that it "Dumb Chick".
I officially work with the dumbest bitch of them all.
Youd think if youve been in a job longer than 3 months youd know what to do when it comes to basic "and I meen basic" problems.




Thats not her but picture this as you read..

My biggest pet pieve is someone pretending to be somthing they are really not
In her case shes a "free spirit always open to new things, an artists wants to marry Kurt Cobain"
Let me get off track for a sec

Kurt Cobain is only as popular as he is because he died.



Do you get it?!
Please relize this, if he was still here he would still be trying to put out fucking albums like Paul Mccartney. If you honestly can believe he is the greatest thing to come to music you are sadly wrong my friend. He put out some good stuff you get that but he also died at his peak. If Ashton Kutcher killed himself when fucking Punk'd was fresh youd all be saying "he had the funniest show ever". Kurt Cobain is only as popular too you because this all happened somewhat in your era. So your able to relate more to him like fucking Elvis to alot of others.

Ok bad to the dumb bitch.

So this girl plays her shitty music that believe me ive heard, some even a year before her so, hey! And when I leave the room she says im not an artist. Yea a free minded person who judges over dumb shit? This chick sucks at the job too. She constanly mixes tattoo guns and doesnt clean ANYTHING. Shes going to be the reason this place will have a law suit and all they can say is "Hey she had big tits". Only reason they hired her true fucking story.

Well im done ranting this was 50% her and 50% getting beat out of a hat with a re-sale value of 200 bones.

Wow after reading this im never ranting again I apoligize haha.


-Dollars to Donuts